APEX BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
BIG APE, OUR GREAT LEADER, NEEDS YOU!
After many years of prosperity for the Apex, scientific progress has never been so fast!
Join us, comrades! And you will also join the unstoppable force for good and progress that BIG APE embodies.
We are in need of soldiers, engineers, and scientists! Come witness the incredible potential of an entire race working together, as one, under the name of science. Join our ranks and feel the pride of participating in our noble pursuits!
Joining us comes with privilege! You will be given a stable salary, a home, and even a purpose! All of this in exchange for a set of rules to follow.
REMEMBER: BIG APE IS ALL-SEEING! There is no need to be upset! There is no need to behave in unorthodox manners! Under Big Ape, you will become a significant part of the greatest united family the universe has ever seen!
Contact the nearest Miniknog officer to initiate the enrollment process, NOW!